A little American girl woke up one morning. She went to the kitchen. And there she saw a man, who was wearing shorts and looking for something in the fridge. She approached and asked:
- Oh, are you our new babysitter :?:
And he answered:
- Nah, I'm your new motherfucker :lol:
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