Baby boomer woes...

Then: Killer weed


Now: Weed killer


Then: Paar


Now: AARP


Then: The Grateful Dead


Now: Dr. Kevorkian


Then: Being caught with Hustler magazine


Now: Being caught by Hustler magazine


Then: Getting your head stoned


Now: Getting your headstone


Then: Keg


Now: EKG


Then: Passing the driving test


Now: Passing the vision test


Then: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your folks.


Now: Watching John Glenn's historic flight with your kids.


Then: Swallowing acid


Now: Swallowing antacid


Then: Obsessing over your PSAT scores


Now: Obsessing over your PSA scores


Then: You're growing pot


Now: Your growing pot


Then: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor


Now: Trying not to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor


Then: The perfect high


Now: The perfect high-yield mutual fund


Then: Long hair


Now: Longing for hair


Then: Fighting to get rid of the lying president


Now: Fighting to keep the lying president


Then: Acid rock


Now: Acid reflux


Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint


Now: Getting a new hip joint