Delivery man knocks at the door and is greeted by a 2 year old holding a glass of Scotch in one hand and a cigar in the other.
Surprised by the picture of an infant drinking and smoking, he asks:
- are your parents home ?
And the kid responds:
- What the FUCK do you think ?
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