My cousin has 2 tickets for the 2017 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $ 2,000 for both tickets, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be the same day of his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...It's at United Methodist Church @ 3pm. Her name is Charlene, she is 5'6 about 140lbs, good cook too...She'll be the one in the white dress!
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