A boy and a girl were dating and the results are bumpy. So, they decided to a date to decide the outcome....
During the date, the girl bursts out: Do you love me?
The boy replies: Sure, I love you as much as God himself!
The girl bursts out into tears....
The boy continues: I'm an atheist.
The girl storms off.
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