At three o'clock one morning a veterinary surgeon was woken from a deep sleep by the ringing of his telephone. He staggered downstairs and answered the phone. I'm sorry if I woke you, said a voice at the other end of the line. That's all right, said the vet, I had to get up to answer the telephone anyway.
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