At the start of the world there was this small family that decided to split up...

The intellectuals went to the Far East, to China.

The gluttonous went to the far west, to the USA.

The conquererd went north, to Europe.

The inquisitive and intuitive went slightly east to the tropical climate of the Arab nations.

And those who didn't have enough food to go anywhere stayed in Africa.

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