A guy walks into a pawnshop, he looks around and sees some stuff he's interested in. First he spots a vintage Fender guitar, he knows it's pricey but he asks the guy behind counter anyway: "How much for the Fender Strat?" "10 bucks!". The guy is shocked, but takes his chance and replies "alright, i'll take it". the guy went on to find several rare items and everytime he asks for the price the guy behind the counter just yells "10 bucks".
The guy finally asks: "Alright, why on earth do you sell that stuff that cheap?" "I just do" "How can you hold a business like that?" "i don't even own this one, but the guy who is upstairs with my wife does. What he does with my wife, i do to his shop, that's all." Edit: forgot a questionsmark.
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