There are three women in the OBGYN's waiting room: a 13yr old, a 17yr old and a 70yr old. To break the uncomfortable silence, the 13yr old says: "Yesterday I learned what pain is. I got my period for the first time."
The 17yr old says "Aw that's cute, but you have no idea what pain is. I lost my virginity to a trucker yesterday. THAT'S pain."
The 70yr old chuckles and says "Oh you kids. You all have no idea. Yesterday my labia got stuck in my bike chain. Now that's pain!"
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