Jesus took bread in his hands and said, "This is my body. Eat this in remembrance of me."
Next, Jesus took up a cup of wine. He said, "This is my blood. Drink this in remembrance of me."
Finally, Jesus lifted up a jug of milk and said, "This is my-"
"You can go fuck yourself" said Peter.
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