Jesus took a loaf of bread and said, "Take this, and eat it, for this is my body."
Next, Jesus took a cup of wine. He said, "Take this and drink it. For this is my blood."
Finally, Jesus graciously lifted a jug of milk and said, "This is my--"
"You can go fuck yourself." said Peter.
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