So I gave her $3 and sent her on her way. She came back a few minutes later and said "Daddy! The line is too long at the register". I said "Okay, no worries we'll go somewhere else". We walked out of the grocery store to the restaurant across the street. She went inside, and again there was a huge line. Driving home we saw a girl selling Hawaiian Punch for $5 a cup. Even though it was expensive, I had to pull over because there was no punchline.
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