A husband and wife are having marital difficulties. In an effort to save the marriage they agree to go to couples therapy. The therapist sits them down and says "Before we begin I like to acknowledge that it is a commitment to the love between the two of you that has brought you here to see me. I understand that there is some conflict between you two, but I want to start by paying tribute to what you share. Bill, why don't you tell us what you and Linda have in common?"
The husband shifts in his seat. "Well, we both won't suck a cock."
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