At a wedding...

a discussion between a drunk guest and another guest:

*- Damn me if that's not the most ugly bride i have ever seen!*
- Excuse me?!!! That's my daughter!!!
*- Oh, sorry i didn't know you are her father!*
- I'm not her father, i'm her mother!

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