At a magic show when the assistant rolls out a table with a sledge hammer and cinder block on it. "For my next trick I will do something you will talk about for years to come," proclaims the magician. He lay his head on the table, puts the block on his head and with the help of an audience muscle man volunteer, has the block smashed to smithereens. The magician is in a coma for twelve+years when one day he awakes and looks around the room. Seeing his audience of family and friends so pleased , he rises up in bed, throws out his arms and says, TADAAAAA!
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