there is a group of people arguing, two men; one a biologist, the other a physicist, walk up to see what's going on. "What the hell are you arguing about?". The man responds "Well he says the police did their job! He's racist, black lives matter!". "Well to be fair, all lives matter, we all contribute to our society in a way that helps us evolve" says the biologist. The physicist getting a little frustrated says "you're both crazy, everything is matter!"
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