A man goes to the the observation deck of the Empire State Building. While there, he strikes up a conversation with another guy. During their discussion the first guy brings up the question about a penny dropped from the top of the skyscraper.
The second guy says "Oh, the penny would never hit the ground. There's such a strong updraft that it can push a grown man back onto this floor."
First guy: "I don't believe you!"
Second guy: "It's true!" at which point, he jumps out of the window. Moments later, he gently floats back up, then steps back onto the floor.
First guy, completely amazed, decides to try for himself. He steps out of the window and drops like a stone all the way to the pavement.
A lady on the other side of the room yells "Superman, you're an asshole!"
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