This black guy was walking by a lake. Sitting next to the lake was an old Chinese guy skipping stones off the water.
The black guy walks up and says "Hey man, what are you doing"?
The Chinese man says "Check this out! Skip a rock across the lake and it will tell you your ancestry."
He skips a rock across and it makes a sound of "Ching --- Pang --- Pow"
The black guy was amazed. "Let me try that" he says.
The black guy picked up a stone and skipped across the water. Chim---Pan-Ze was the sound. "BULL SHIT" he said and threw another…Chim---Pan-Ze again. Really pissed now, he picked up the largest rock he could and threw it into the water… Ba---Boon!
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