As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. What's the problem, fellow? asked his seat mate. Surely, said the Englishman, you've heard the saying, 'The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rains!!'
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