As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to the man as they marched, he said sarcastically: Do you know they are all out of step except you? What? asked the recruit innocently. I said -- they are all out of step except you! thundered the sergeant. The recruit replied, Well, sarge, you're in charge -- you tell them!
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