As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces:

"If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."


She removes all her clothing and asks:


"Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"


A man stands up, removes his shirt and says:


"Here, iron this!"

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