Aryabhatta, a great mathematician, asked his wife "If I would ask for your permission to go out with my friends every weekend night for drinks and dinner, how would you respond?"
His wife said "you are the mathematician. why dont you calculate the chances of my saying 'yes'?"
That is how ZERO was invented.
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