Artie wants to join the Mafia

So Artie goes to the Mafia and asks if he can join. Big Joe, Head Mafia, replies with,"You must kill a man with a sniper with no hesitations." Artie takes a big gulp and says, "I'm on it sir."

He comes back to Big Joe and has proof that he completed his mission. "Good job Artie! Now you must kill a woman any way you want without any hesitations." Artie takes a big gulp and says,"I'm on it sir."

Artie comes back with proof that he killed a woman. "Good job Artie! Now your final task to join the Mafia. You must go kill a man at Tom's grocery store."Artie takes a big gulp and says,"I'm on it sir."

Artie goes to Tom's local grocery store and finds a man he wants to kill. He goes up to his face and says,"Sorry I must do this." Artie fires a round into the man's skull, except no shot went off. Artie and the man stare at each other for a while until Artie decides that he has nothing better to do than to choke the man. An employee at the store watches as Artie kills the man.

Artie runs away but the cashier is just too fast. Again, Artie has nothing better to do than to choke the man. Many people witness this and call the police. Artie tries fleeing but is put in jail.

Big Joe is waiting for a response from Artie until he reads the newspaper. The headline reads,"Artie chokes two for one at local Tom's grocery store."