The town's gamey wrinkled old slut sauntered into the bar, proud of her new tattoos, portraits of famous figures on the inside of each thigh.
The bartender couldn't figure out who they were supposed to be. Granny got madder and madder as customer after customer could not name them. Elroy, the town drunk walked in after the 17th failed guess and prepared to take his turn.
He squinted. He screwed up his face in concentration. He studied one and then the other. He rubbed his chin. After a good long while everyone could see the light of recognition and he blurted out:
"Can't say who those other fellows are, but the one in the middle is definitely Hillary Clinton!"
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