Arriving for her artificial insemination, Mrs. Aldiss was surprised when the attendant locked the door behind them and began taking off his clothes.
"And just what do you think you're doing!?" she demanded.
"Sorry," said the young man, "but we're all out of the bottled stuff. I've got to give you draft."
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