Arnold Schwarzenegger joins an improv troupe, to partake in some low-profile, low-pressure acting. On his first night on board, the first scenario is a meeting of famous classical composers from throughout history.
"Let's plan our roles before we go on stage," says the troupe leader. "I'll be Mozart."
"I'll be Vivaldi," says a member.
"I'll be Handel," says another.
"What about you, Mr. Schwarzenegger?" says the leader slyly. "What role would you like?" He grins widely and expectantly.
Arnold thinks for a second. He finally raises his finger and says:
"...I'll be Beethoven."
At the end of the night he wonders why the troupe performed that sketch so half-heartedly.
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