one day a man sees a girl with no arms and no legs crying on a bench.So he goes over to her and saise whats wrong.She saise I have no arms and I have no legs.So he saise You should try to make the most outta that.She saise,but I cant because all my friends are out there swimming and having fun but me Ive never been kissed or fucked.So the man kisses her.Then he throws her overboard and saise youve been fucked now.
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