- I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?
- You can't have everything, where would you put it?
- Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
- What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of baldmen?
- In a country of free speech why are there telephone bills?
- If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practice?
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.