A man was shopping at the grocery store, minding his own business. Carelessly scanning the aisles, he spots one of the most hideous women he'd ever seen,dragging her 2 kids along.
"Excuse me, are they twins? "
" They're not even the same age,and they look nothing like each other! Why would you assume that they are twins? "
" Because I find it hard to believe that someone fucked you twice. "
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