Anyone wanna hang out and engage in fun activities with the end goal of an amicable relationship which mutually benefits both parties practically, socially, and emotionally?

I always feel bad...

They just want to get hitched

Why was the...

Han always shoots first.

I Need a Push!

It's 3 a.m. and a couple is sleeping, when suddenly someone knocks on its...

Dear Alcohol

We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better...

A bus full of...

...they all die and go to Heaven. As they were approaching the Pearly Gates,...

What word grows...

What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add er to short and...

Mortgage

Little Johnny was running away from home, crying his eyes out, when he ran...

How many white...

Well, it has to be an odd number, because they literally cannot even.

Corporate America...

The National Science Foundation announced the following study results on...

What did the kids...

Silly faggot, Dicks are for chicks!