Two illiterate Hillbillies were standing in front of the judge who was going to sentence them for raping a young guy. The judge said," The two of you have been found guilty of brutally raping a young man. Before I sentence you I want to know what was it which made you do such a heinous crime".
One of them replied," Anus judge"
The judge got angry listening to this and said,"Shame on the two of you for raping that poor young guy in his anus! I sentence the two of you to 20 years of prison"
In prison one told the other," This system is unfair. We told the judge it aint us but he refused to believe us and sent us to prison"
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