*To understand the joke you need to be familiar a bit with the "pioneer movement" that was is Soviet Russia, essentially it's a organization for children formed by a communist party where they wear read scarfs, walk around with a drum, and are raised to epitomize civility.*
An elderly woman is standing at the crossroad when a young pioneer goes by with a drum *BUM-BUDUBUM-BUDUBUM*. Suddenly the old woman sneezes.
The pioneer goes:
-Bless you, granny! - *BUM-BUDUBUM-BUDUBUM*.
-Why, thank you son, i'm fine ! It's just that i'm sniffing this tobacco snuff, that's why the sneezing.
-You granny, can suck on a dick for all I care, but a pioneer must always be polite ! *BUM-BUDUBUM-BUDUBUM*
**edit** :writing gaffes
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