A florist goes to the barber and gets his hair cut.
Florist: "Thanks mate, what do I owe you?" he asked.
Barber: "Oh no don't worry about it, I'm working for free."
The next day the florist came back with a bunch of flowers and a thank-you note. And shortly after a policeman came in and got his haircut too.
Policeman: "Thanks for that sir, what do I owe you today?"
Barber: "Don't worry about it, I'm working for free, just have a nice day officer."
Later that afternoon the police officer came back with a box if donuts and a six pack of beer for the barber as a thank you. Later on that day the local politician came in, and was in need of a haircut.
Politician: "Great, my hair looks fantastic now, thank you, to what do I owe you?"
Barber: "Nothing, as I work for free."
Politician: "That's fantastic!"
The next day the politician comes back with 12 other politicians...
Politician: "Yep that's right guys, he does free haircuts!"
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