One day in a monastery, the nuns all gathered for morning prayers. The head nun stood up and said "Last night, someone was out after curfew."
99 nuns gasp, one nun goes "Teeheehee"
The head nun continues, "Not only was this person out after curfew, but she was seeing a man!"
99 nuns gasp, one nun goes "Teeheehee"
"The only reason we know this is because the priest found a broken condom in the confession stand!"
One nun gasps, 99 nuns go "Teeheehee"
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