He says "Uno... " "WAIT WAIT WAIT" goes someone from the audience.
"Are you going to dissappear without a tres again?"
"Look I'm just trying to do my magic act"
"This is getting old."
"Can you get off stage please?"
"You could do much better."
"How so?"
"I know twelve ways how you can improve."
"Doce"
"Yes, twelve."
"Doce"
"Look you want to hear this or not?"
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