Where the devil greats him and says "You have to choose one of these rooms to spend all eternity in"
The devil leads the man down a seemingly endless hallway and opens the first door. Inside is a man being whipped across the back
"No way" says the man, "next room".
In the next room there is a man in 8 feet of water, just treading water, he looks awfully tired.
"I'm not a good swimmer" he says, "next room".
In the third room he sees Marilyn Monroe on all fours getting absolutely pounded by a big man with tattoos.
"Alright. This is the one for me" say's the man.
The devil yells into the room "OK Marilyn, your times up"
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