Annoyed by a professor who frequently used “off-color”

examples to augment class lectures, a group of students decided that the next time he started to tell one, they would all rise and leave the room in protest.

The professor, however, got wind of their scheme. Just before class the following day the professor bided time, touching on a few sensitive subjects. Then halfway through the lecture on foreign cultures, the professor purposely added - "So they say there is quite a shortage of young prostitutes in France…", on cue the students looked at one another, and started for the door. “No need to hurry folks”, said the professor with a broad smile, "the next plane isn’t leaving until tomorrow afternoon."

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