How To Annoy People In An Elevator:
Ask, "Did you hear that cable snapping sound?"
Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you're on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
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