Two friends have the same anniversary date. They get together for a beer and compare what they each got for their wife. The first friend begins.
"I got my wife a Mercedes Benz and a diamond ring."
His friend replies, "Wow, why did you get her both of those?"
"Well if she doesnt like the ring, she can drive the Mercedes to trade it in for something else. What did you get your wife?"
The other friend shrugs and says, "Eh, I got her a pair of shoes and a dildo."
"Shoes and a dildo? Why did you get her that?"
The friend then says, "Well, if she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself!"
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