After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight," he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it, to find a book entitled, "The Meaning of Dreams."
Submitted by Tantilazing
Edited by Curtis
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