Anna Freud, before she became a great analyst, is in Vienna, at home with her father. The two of them are discussing psychoanalysis, when Anna turns to Freud and says "There is one thing I have always been meaning to ask that I am not sure about: What is the phallus?" Freud says "Well, this is something I could try to explain to you, but perhaps it is best if you come into my office." So, the two of them go into Freud's office. He closes the door, goes to his desk, turns around and unbuttons his trousers, pulls them down and says "Here, this is the phallus." Anna replies "Oh, I see, it's like a penis, only smaller."
Ian Parker
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