A man prayed for some good fortune. An angel appeared. He asked the angel what's the equivalent of 5 minutes in heaven? To which the angel replied 5 minutes is equal to 5 millenia in earth time. How much is 5 million dollars in heavenly currency? The angel said it roughly equates to 5 cents. Can you grant me one wish? Only one wish said the angel. Can you grant me 5 million dollars? To which the angel replied... Give me 5 minutes..
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