...and thats how the fight started..

My Wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked me 'What's on TV?" I said 'Dust"
..and thats how the fight started..
My Wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said 'I want something shiny that goes from 0- 100 in about 3 seconds'. i bought her a weighing scale.
.. and that how the fight started.
I asked my wife, ' where do you want to go for our anniversary?'
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciaition. 'somewhere i've not been in a long time' she replied. I held her hand and took her to the kitchen.
.. and that how the fight started.
My wife standing in front of the bed room mirror . she said' I look old , fat and feel ugly'. she was then looking at me for a compliment, so I said' atleast there is nothing wrong with your eyesight.'
...and thats how the fight started.