...you can watch the animals on the beach at night. I get up around midnight to take a wizz off the side of the boat.
There are two elephants on the shore looking out at me one of them says to the other.
"How do these humans survive with such short trunks?"
-In memory of my Grandpa who used to tell this joke
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