An original dirty/music joke I wrote some time ago. Written in a standup kind of form. Feedback appreciated.

I look at pleasuring a woman as a lot like playing a musical instrument, especially if you suck at both of those activities. "Why?", you ask, or perhaps you're asking, "Who are you?" or "What's that smell?" Maybe you're simply stating, "I'm just waiting on the bus, bro" or even "I already have the 9 and first 1 dialed!"
For the sake of this hypothetical, one-sided discussion, I'll assume you're asking "why?"

They are similar because in both activities you use whatever means available to manipulate the "instrument", just like you see people do on the internet with your fantasy instrument, you tweak the time signature, key or tempo, maybe call in a/many trusted collaborator(s) to see what you can accomplish as a team, until you start hearing something that just sounds "right" and continue from there.
I call this method "The Tantric Chordgasm".

Edit:Formatting and punctuation.

Edit 2:I've never been especially proud of the punchline at the end. I feel like the collaborator part is much funnier, but I can't find a way to make it the punchline. Any suggestions?