An optometrist was preparing an arranged marriage for his 18 year old daughter and needed to find a suitable husband. His daughter was extremely beautiful and has had many men across the world ask for her hand in marriage and her father began seeing which of these men would suit her. After searching for a month, the optometrist had finally narrowed it down to two me who he thought could take care of his daughter.
The first man's name was Juan González. He was an incredibly talented man who would challenge people to tell him to play any tune they wanted on any instrument they wanted and he could play the song flawlessly on the spot. He was known all around the country as the man who could play any song on any instrument. The optometrist having a love of music with his daughter decided he could be a good choice as he could play any music that she wanted at any time.
The second man's name was Chu Jiang. He was born into an extremely wealthy family who passed down to him an inheritance twenty times greater than the average american's life earnings. He owned many large estates around the world that he could go to on his private airlines and owned large shares of giant companies. Being an only parent, the optometrist had never been able to afford much for his daughter and with this man she would never have to worry about money again in her life.
After a lot of long hard thinking, the optometrist reached the conclusion that he should give this choice to his daughter as she is the one who will be affected by this decision the most. That night he walked into her room as she was about to go to sleep and said:
You have two options and I want you to tell me which one looks better for you,
Juan or Chu?
Juan... or Chu?
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