An oldie, but a........ Well, at least it's old

An American soldier on leave in Bangkok has spent all of his time frequenting the local brothels and enjoying many of their girls. After a couple of days he notices a rash beginning to form on his penis. In another day or so, his member is inflamed, swollen and red. Soon it's burning horribly and dripping pus. Frantic, he searches Bangkok for an American doctor.

After examination, the doctor tells him he doesn't know what this terrible disease is, and the only option he sees is to amputate his penis. The soldier is horrified and demands a second opinion, so the doctor refers him to the only American urologist in Bangkok.

Unfortunately, he too has never seen this disease and is stumped by the symptoms. He also recommends amputation. In tears the soldier asks him if there is any possible way his penis can be saved. The urologist sighs and tells him that well, maybe one of the local Thai doctors has seen this before and can help.

The soldier rushes out to the office of an old Thai doctor, shows him his member, and tells him that he's already seen two American doctors who recommended that his penis be amputated.

Disgusted, the Thai doctor shakes his head and says, "All American doctors the same. Always want to cut, cut, cut. Cutting their answer to everything! Stupid American doctors! You don't need to have your dick cut off." A huge smile of relief breaks out on the soldiers face. The old doctor continues, "In a few days, dick fall off by itself."