As she scans the display case for what's on special she adjusts her glasses and squints. her eyesight is shot, though she'd never admit it.
"What can I get ya love?" The butcher asks.
"Oh, I'll take ten of those pissoles please"
The butcher does his best to keep a straight face and says "My dear, that is an 'R' not a 'P'!"
"Oh silly me" she says, "give me ten of those arseholes then"
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