A cowboy was riding in the desert when he saw an indian lying butt naked on the ground with his dick erect.
So he went up and asked : "what the fuck are you doing?"
And the indian said : "Me tell time"
He gave it a thought and figured the dick could be used as a sundial and went on his way.
A couple hours later, the cowboy returned from where he was going and saw the same indian, now wanking...
Again he went up and asked : "NOW what the fuck are you doing?!"
And the indian replied : "Me wind clock"
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