An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends and says with a warm smile, I gladdened seven hearts today. Seven hearts? asks the friend. How did you do that? The rabbi strokes his beard and replies, I performed three marriages. The friend looks at him quizically. Seven? he asks. I could understand six, but... What do you think says the rabbi, that I do this for free?
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